Fenestration-themed fun for Red Nose Day 2021

19 March 2021

Share a smile for Red Nose Day 2021The people behind Comic Relief believe that this year, “it’s never felt more important to have some fun and raise money to support people living incredibly tough lives.”

We couldn’t agree more, so we’re showing our support by posting a series of super-cheesy door and window-related jokes here every day this week in the run up to Red Nose Day 2021 on Friday 19th March. We figured it’s a great way to share a smile wherever you are and stay COVID-safe.

And if our funny fenestration quips make you chuckle (or groan) why not turn those laughs into lasting change by making a donation, however big or small, to Comic Relief?

Your donation will help Red Nose Day tackle important issues such as homelessness, hunger, domestic abuse and mental health across the UK and around the world.

Please visit the Comic Relief website to donate

Right – that’s all the serious stuff taken care of - now for the fun bit!

Time to start cracking those jokes…enjoy!

Monday jokes...

Entered a window fitting competition the other day.
I totally smashed it!

What happened to the people who smashed all the windows in their office building?
They’re now facing a glass action lawsuit!

Tuesday jokes...

There was a crow outside my window this morning that would not shut up!
Turns out he’d drunk way too much Caaw-fee!

What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom!

Wednesday jokes...

A clown held the door open for me. I thought, “What a nice jester!”

What’s another word for a cute door?
Adoorable

Thursday jokes...

I sealed the doors of my house with silicone last night to keep out a pair of crooks.
You could say I was Macaulay Caulkin!

Two amphibians were croaking at each other outside my window. It was toadally ribbeting!

Friday jokes...

Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize!

I'm writing a song about getting my door lock replaced. There's a key change at the end!

What do you get when you cross a messenger pigeon with a woodpecker?
A bird that not only delivers the message, it knocks the door when it arrives too!

That's all folks!